Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Funny dudes

Yesterday while doing homework:

Will my 6 yrs old: Mom how come girls fart less then boys?
Me: How do you figure they do?
Will:  Well you are a girl and you fart the least in the family!!!! I think it is because you eat the least. Is that why girls fart less??
Me: ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha!!!!!

This was Saturday at soccer.
I called that Jonathan's got game
He saw a little girl from his class and asked if he could go say "Hi".  Of course I said OK. Then this happened.

Technique: Gentle Tap on the shoulders

Hi C!

I am here for my brother's game. look he's over there #5!

So what are you doing later?
Going to our school open house?
Cool! Me too!

Showing off

Hey Mom, see my moves? Got 3 girls now!

Even got the attention of an older gal

OK Girls: Try to catch me!

You can't catch me!!!

Ah OK I'll let you!

That was him after I told him it was time to go!
Oh Boy...since Sunday I have been practicing this:

Pretend phone is ringing:
Ring ring ring!!!
me: Hello?
girl: Hi is Jonathan there?
me: He is busy studying, please call back in 15 years dear.

I think this is a pretty good strategy.

Running: 4 miles on treadmill. Hills.
With my stalker on the TM next to me and Vic on the bike right behind him.


Jim ... 50after40 said...

Ha - so cute! Awesome photo story! Tru playa from day 1!

Christy @ My Dirt Road Anthem: A Runner's Blog said...

What a handsome little man! Love how he is working the ladies.

Nelly said...

lol, I'm with Jim - no way I had that kind of confidence when I was younger! haha

Pam said...

HA! Little stud muffin...

Candice @ I Have Run said...

Awesomeness! Mine will be one of the girls calling.

Candice @ I Have Run said...

Almost forgot. Tell him to come to my house and he might change his mind about girls farting less. My girls are pros. But we call them beeps.

Zaneta said...

haha! how cute is that? AND you got it all on camera!! lol... great for his HS graduation in the future ;)

middleagedrunner said...

I love that your little boy is such a ladies man... And SO adorable!

Carrie said...

So cute! You captured the whole thing so well. Good luck with those tweenage stalker girls.

Cari Mugz said...

OH MY HECK! This blog totally cracked me up! Farts, kids, and stalker!! Wait till they are in high school... they won't let you take pics of their studly pick up moves (I've tried). Thanks for the laugh!!! Loved it!

giraffy said...

Hahahaa! That is super cute - flirting already!

Emz said...

This. Was. The. Post I was. Waiting. For --so awesome.

The. Best ever.

Kate said...

I for one am glad twitter retweeted your tweet since I missed this in the midst of my nervous breakdown. Love love the pictures and CLASSIC captions. Glad Vic's got your back. Did Gym Boy speak to you again? What acreeper

Lindsay and James Cotter said...

oh this is too cute! I hope we have boys like yours. adorable!

Michael said...

OMG that is too adorable for words. He's got some mad skills my lady!! You better watch our for sure. Total cutie pie!

DaphneB said...

What a stud!!! Haha and my daughter farts just as much as my son, and sometimes louder!

Kurt @ Becoming An Ironman said...

Hahaha. The boys a natural!!