Will my 6 yrs old: Mom how come girls fart less then boys?
Me: How do you figure they do?
Will: Well you are a girl and you fart the least in the family!!!! I think it is because you eat the least. Is that why girls fart less??
Me: ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha!!!!!
This was Saturday at soccer.
I called that Jonathan's got game
He saw a little girl from his class and asked if he could go say "Hi". Of course I said OK. Then this happened.
Technique: Gentle Tap on the shoulders |
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| Hi C! |
Oh Boy...since Sunday I have been practicing this:
Pretend phone is ringing:
Ring ring ring!!!
me: Hello?
girl: Hi is Jonathan there?
me: He is busy studying, please call back in 15 years dear.
I think this is a pretty good strategy.
Running: 4 miles on treadmill. Hills.
With my stalker on the TM next to me and Vic on the bike right behind him.
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| I am here for my brother's game. look he's over there #5! |
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| So what are you doing later? Going to our school open house? Cool! Me too! |
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| Showing off |
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| Hey Mom, see my moves? Got 3 girls now! |
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| Even got the attention of an older gal |
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| OK Girls: Try to catch me! |
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| You can't catch me!!! |
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| Ah OK I'll let you! |
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| That was him after I told him it was time to go! |
Pretend phone is ringing:
Ring ring ring!!!
me: Hello?
girl: Hi is Jonathan there?
me: He is busy studying, please call back in 15 years dear.
I think this is a pretty good strategy.
Running: 4 miles on treadmill. Hills.
With my stalker on the TM next to me and Vic on the bike right behind him.











